fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

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on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine

I told my mom this yesterday and I got sent to my room

It was 10am

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Friend: I’m sorry, my room is a mess
Me: It’s okay, my life is a mess

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you know what’s funny is that i’ve always been more obsessed with female celebrities for some reason and i used to think that was bc i saw them as role models and wanted to emulate them or whatever

but it turns out i’m just really hella into girls

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nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

(via trust)




he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

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Lana Del Rey // Serial Killer

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I need alcohol and affection pls

  • me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion


people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

(via orgasmic-humor)

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